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Scully: Agent Mulder believes we are not alone.
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Mulder: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted!
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Scully: Agent Mulder? I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you.
Mulder: Oh, isn't it so nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So, how'd you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully?
Scully: Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you. I've heard a lot about you.
Mulder: Oh really? I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me.
Scully: If you have any doubt about my qualifications or credentials, you're -
Mulder: You're a medical doctor, you teach at the academy, you did your undergraduate degree in physics; Einstein's Twin Paradox: A new interpretation. Dana Scully senior thesis. Now that's a credential, rewriting Einstein.
Scully: Did you bother to read it?
Mulder: I did! I liked it. It's just that in most of my work the laws of physics rarely seem to apply.halloween.wav - pilot
Mulder: Ah, you've gotta love this place. Every day's like halloween.
rewritingeinstein.wav - pilot
Mulder: Now that's a credential - rewriting Einstein.
Scully: Did you bother to read it?
Mulder: I did. I did. I liked it. It's just that in most of my work the laws of physics rarely seem to apply.agenda.wav - pilot
Mulder: You're part of that agenda. You know that.
Scully: I'm not as part of any agenda. You've got to trust me. I'm here, just like you, to solve this.
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Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?
Scully: Logically, I would have to say no...nothuman.wav - pilot
Scully: Distinguishing features include large ocular cavities, oblague cranium, indicate that the subject is not human... could you point that flash away from me, please?
Mulder: If it's not human, what is it???notbelieveufo.wav - Deep Throat
Scully: Just because I can't explain it, doesn't mean I'm going to believe that they were UFOs.notcrazy.wav - Deep Throat
Mulder: I'm not crazy Scully. I have the same doubts as you do.
fieldreport.wav - Deep Throat
Scully: Yeah, this is gonna look real good on my field report!
stoned.wav - Deep Throat
Scully: Did you see their eyes? If I was that stoned-
Mulder: Oooh! If you were that stoned WHAT?sucker.zip - Deep Throat
Diner owner: I'm selling limited edition prints. $20. I'm down to my last five if you're interested.
Mulder: Put it on my tab.
Scully: Sucker.
Mulder: What would the chances of someone like me seeing a UFO?
Scully: Catch 'ya outside.
littlegraymen.zip - Squeeze
Scully: Uh, Fox Mulder - Tom Colton.
Colton: So Mulder, what do you think? Does this look like the work of little green men?
Mulder: Gray.
Colton: Excuse me?
Mulder: Gray. You said green men. The reticulan skin tone is actually gray. Tey're notiorious for their extraction of human livers, due to an iron depletion in the Reticulan galaxy.
Colton: You can't be serious?
Mulder: Do you have any idea what live and onions go for in Reticula? Excuse me.climb.wav - Squeeze
Scully: Is this what it takes to climb the ladder Colton?
Colton: All the way to the top.
Scully: Then I can't wait until you fall off and land on your ass.
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Mulder: Maybe I run into so many people who are hostile just because they can't open there minds to the possibility that sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation.
spooky.wav - Squeeze
Mulder: Do you think I'm spooky?okobogee.zip - Conduit
Scully: Well, what makes this case more credible that the hundred year old mother with the lizard baby?
Mulder: Because the lizard baby wasn't born anywhere near Lake Okobogee.
Scully: Oka what?
Mulder: 'Bogee. Okobogee.misinformation.wav - Shadows
Mulder: I would never lie. I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformaion.
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Mulder: I'd say you people already suffer from full denial.
flower.wav - Fire
Scully: Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower.
so_r_lies.wav - E.B.E
Scully: Mulder, the truth is out there, but so are lies.yourehot.wav - E.B.E
Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that somebody might think you're hot.citc.zip - Tooms
Mulder: No, you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me.
Scully: Fox...
Mulder: (laughs) I... I even made my parents call me Mulder...
Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.
Mulder: If there's iced tea in that bag, could be love.
Scully: Must be fate, Mulder- rootbeer.
Mulder fakes a wounded sound and throws head back
Scully: You're delirious. Go home and get some sleep.b4streetlightscomeon.wav - The Erlenmeyer Flask
Deep Throat: Calling it a night, Mr Mulder?
Mulder: My mother usually likes me home before the streetlights come on.
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